I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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