K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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