morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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