: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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