i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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