I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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