So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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