im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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