Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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