Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
love makes seman taste better
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
God I need to hump something, right now.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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