My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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