Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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