You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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