google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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