if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize