i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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