she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
