i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
