You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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