I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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