so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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