Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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