i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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