I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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