i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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