You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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