My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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