Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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