He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
