You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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