She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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