Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
