Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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