pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Randomize
