So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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