Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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