problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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