He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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