Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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