I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Come see our sink grown plant.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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