I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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