What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
