Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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