hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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