On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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