The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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