My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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