After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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