im gay
i know
yea but for you.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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