It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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