remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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